immortal duo.

greedy-bastard:

The heat that was distributed across his broad shoulders was warming his pale skin as he paced through the school gardens, praying on a breeze to come and relieve him of the thick sun rays burning his skin. He hadn’t got used to wearing so many items of clothing just yet and to say the least he hadn’t been happy with the school uniform he had earlier been issued with. He yanked at his tie, swearing violently, elbowing the students stood closest to him, never glancing again to apologise. 

There was a certain atmosphere around this new academy that Hidan wasn’t too sure about. His suspicions about this place had been continuously rising and although people had tried to say hello, he had tossed them aside flapping his hands and cursing at them, because really he was waiting to meet eyes with someone he knew. 

Pausing to take a sip from the overly expensive bottle of water he had previously purchased in the canteen which he could only describe as “fuck off expensive” he closed his eyes, only to have them meet the familiar eyes of an old team mate as they returned to their open state. 

“Eyyyy! What the fuck happened to you then? Where ya been?” 

The bell was minutes away from ringing it disturbed Kakuzu that he had to teach t people that he wanted to kill. The tall man looked over as he dismissed the students and left to his dorm. It seemed that his roommate had departed from the academy —Kakuzu didn’t care for much for him, he was planning to kill him and take his money anyways. To Kakuzu it seem a waste of sunlight to be spending the rest of his day inside, the tanned-man wondered what was going through his mind when he thought about that. He sighed and left outside with one of his old books that he collected from the library. 

It was a different story outside —there was a disturbing atmosphere. There was too much chattering and annoying students all over the place. Even some of the rest of the Akatsuki members were acting as childish as ever. Kakuzu wasn’t the social type at all —he was back in his home village of Takigakure. 

Kakuzu stopped in his trail hearing an uneasy and unwanted voice. He turned another to see his partner and felt angered. “What are you doing here, Hidan?” He said, ignoring his questions. 

His partner looked to say the least, angry and dissapointed. It had been a long time since they had seen each other and sure enough, Hidan made a comment on his only ever-so slightly aged team mate before stepping any closer to him. 

“What the fuck happened to you, ey? You look terrible!”

Smirking slightly, he walked towards his partner, focusing on a fly who intended to land on his shoulder, he grabbed at the air around it, suffocated the tiny creature, smearing it’s remains along his palm, sniffing at the tiny life-less carcass as if to try and smell the tiny amount of blood which it may have left traces of. Muttering to himself he then slid his hand along the thigh of his trouser leg and removed the victim from his skin. Nodding at his now clean palm he turned to talk to the dark haired man before him. 

“I dunno, got caught lying on school grounds and they forced me to fucking enrol to their shitty school” - shrugging as he said his words, it was difficult for Hidan to care about almost anything, other than his lord Jashin, and he continued to look un-phased by this reunion with his partner as he kicked a small stone around with his biggest toe, poking through his sandle shoes.

Laughing ever so slightly he scoffed his words; “Now I’m a bastarding teacher too..”

11 months ago
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Hey I heard you were a wild one

kami-no-tenshi:

cursing-immortality:

Taking a much less violent stroll around the gardens and grounds of the new environment he had been thrust into, Hidan was sure to find something to occupy his impatient mind as he glared at the surrounding wildlife, considering sacrificing the beaked annoyance that thought it would be pleasant to perch outside his dorm window and make a variety of strangling and choking noises, which weren’t so amusing at 4am. The temperature was much lower than it had been the previous days and there was an almost chilling breeze that tangled with the material of his uniform that he could only describe as ‘shitty posh-boy clothes’. It had been a long day for the grey haired man as well, he had been setting up his new classroom on an empty stomach and a sleep-deprived brain which only made him more cranky when coming to speaking with others. Being interrupted on his stroll by a low and familiar female voice, he turned on his heels, narrowing his glare to the Akatsuki member he noticed instantly. 

“What the fuck are you on about Blue? and hang on, why the fuck are you here?!” Hidans features adapted a shocked expression as he stepped closer, questioning the woman. He hadn’t expected to see other Akatsuki members here, or come to think of it, anyone he had known previously. Especially not pineapple boy who Hidan didn’t honestly care about one bit, pushing off the thought that he may have killed the boy he sighed. “Can’t a guy get some grub around here? Stupid bitches at the canteen said I couldn’t eat there.” he smirked, remembering the reason he was now banned from queuing for his food. “Apparently pushing small fat kids out the way is mean.” He began to laugh muttering to himself about how the child he had attacked earlier had evidently had his fair share of food.

Blue  Konan looked no different to how he had remembered her, not that he had given a flying fuck about how she appeared, but it was rather strange seeing his fellow terrorists in such a straight-cut uniform, complying to the rules here without any means of a fight. Hidan hadn’t exactly played along these rules recently. In the three days he had been here he had almost killed Shikamaru, ruined his new classroom, viciously kicked Zetsu down a hallway and flirted with Temari.. To say the least, things weren’t going smoothly..

Plush tiers trembled ever so slightly as Konan retained from allowing a full smile to take form; instead she only smirked for half a second and shook her head. “Just saying hello…” The wind picked up and elicited goosebumps on her bare arms with the chill of it and she silently cursed for not bringing her cloak with her. Then again, this was late spring, the weather shouldn’t have been this chilly dammit.

“I don’t know why I was brought here…though it beats spending an eternity in limbo, no?”

He may not have noticed that she was actually much younger than she had been when she was still alive; Deidara hadn’t noticed it after all and neither had the others right away. Though she was thankful for it, she was more grateful for the fact Nagato had been restored to the prime of his youth as well; relieved he was no longer the haunted shell of a man aged beyond his time as he used to be. Why any of them had been given this second chance was a mystery, but it was not one she took for granted.

Chuckling softly, she gestured in the direction of the cafeteria with one arm. “C’mon…I’m sure they’ll feed you if I’m there…and if you can behave yourself for two minutes while they’re serving you. Don’t you know you’re supposed to wait for them to hand you your plate before you say anything? That way they can’t spit in your food or hide hairs in it”

The weather was steadily deteriorating from the frosty, yet sunny morning that had greeted him, not that he was glad to see the morning sun rise from the corners of his duvet at an earthly time this morning, to a bitterly cold wind, causing him to tug at the sides of his uniform blazer, closing it in on his frame trapping any breezes trying to attack his icy skin. It seemed Konan was oblivious to this cold feel as she stood, hair dancing along and around her jawline and cheek bone as her skin only slightly raised up in the body of the wind. Konan wasn’t one to complain so this didn’t exactly surprise Hidan very much and he shuddered to himself, pretending he was able to do the same, unsuccessfully starting with a few chattered teeth.

“I don’t know why I was brought here…though it beats spending an eternity in limbo, no?”

The grey haired man pushed a hand through his locks and sighed, “Yeah, yeah you’re right. Hey, you look hot now Blue, what happened?” Hidan began to laugh through the opening smirk that sat between his rosy cheeks from the cold. Konan looked quite considerably younger than the last time he had encountered her presence, not that he had actually spent much time looking at her, he had rituals awaiting him. His laughter died down as the wind bashed against his skin, almost blisteringly cold.

His smirk still remaining, he watched a Konan let out a hand and gestured to the doors behind them. “C’mon…I’m sure they’ll feed you if I’m there…and if you can behave yourself for two minutes while they’re serving you. Don’t you know you’re supposed to wait for them to hand you your plate before you say anything? That way they can’t spit in your food or hide hairs in it” she said patiently, as if she was talking to Hidan as a child, which admittedly worked very well, if he hadn’t noticed that’s what she was doing.

Hidan followed the hand, his eyes never leaving the female Akatsuki as he continued to smirk at her, he must have looked suspicious for a while and soon  turned his head to slam the doors open will full-force, of course, leaving Konan to open them herself, he rushed ahead.

“C’mon then, I’m fucking staaaaaarving!” he said, pushing a small child out of his way by the shoulder, laughing as they began to cry on the floor next to the door he wished to go through. He didn’t mean to make him cry, but it was funny.

“How about, you get the food, I’ll get the table, if those stupid bitches see me again they’ll get their knickers in a right fucking twist!” He had already wandered away at this point and not given her a chance to reply.

eternal-bleeding-hearts
Just for the record, Hidan. You are quite fabulous and quite sexy. Thought I'd let you know that.

“Heh, you don’t think I know?”